23% not human!
"Cannibal Cola is the only beverage that has the taste of human flesh without the need of hunting and killing for them. Savor the delicious flavor that only cannibals in the past could've enjoyed. Due to multiple lawsuits against the use of human flesh to flavor the drink, we've been forced to reduce the human content in it but nonetheless it keeps that same flavor that zombies and people with the desire for human flesh love."
Available at your nearest supermarket or convenience store.