|Punchy Plated Pilgrim Poultry|
Gobblegobblegobblegobble! *pew pew*
The pious, humble, and "turkey-consuming" Puritans didn't last for very long. Much to their horror, their religious society was drastically transformed as New England took on a more capitalist approach, acquiring wealth and fame along the way. With the shift towards a more industrial society, the mass-production of weapons was now possible, and it was rumoured that a few bored and rebellious teenagers of Puritan parents stole some turkey just before Thanksgiving and equipped it with armor and muskets. This strange underground tradition resurfaced during the zombie apocalypse, with survivors abandoning religion and faithfulness for more exciting, albeit immoral, solutions.
Can be made at home with a raw turkey, some weapons of personal choice, and glue.